How Much Does Disney Make a Day? A Look at Spending, Profit
At a certain point in life, you come to grips with who you are. I am many things, but I’m not a money guy. That doesn’t mean I don’t like money, I do. I like the …
Is Mythos at Universal the Best Theme Park Restaurant? An Honest Review
I wanted to run in like Buddy, the Elf, and shout, “You did it!” “World’s best theme park restaurant! Great job everyone.” I didn’t, of course. Instead, we wandered in meekly, spoke to the host …
The Harry Potter Breakfast Experience at Universal, an Honest Review
When we booked our Universal Studios Orlando trip, the website offered me a Harry Potter package. In particular, it included breakfast at one of the two Wizarding World sit-down restaurants. I passed. But in hindsight, I should have taken …
The Best Disney Springs Desserts, Top 10 Ranked
Disney Springs is known for restaurants, shopping and entertainment. It’s the perfect place to spend some time during your Walt Disney World vacation on a low-key, non-theme park day. My family usually visits on our arrival …
Is the Universal Express Pass Worth It? An Honest Review
“Inherit the Wind” is one of my favorite movies. I especially like a scene in which Spencer Tracey’s Clarence Darrow pontificates about the push and pull of progress. “Mister, you may conquer the air, but the …
What Are Orlando’s Best Theme Parks for Adults? 11 Parks, Ranked
It may seem obvious, but people should be allowed to chase their joy. However, the internet sometimes disagrees. Every so often, a grouchy keyboard warrior takes to the message board to shame others for the sin …
Universal Studios vs Islands of Adventure in Orlando, Which Is Better?
We live on the internets. It’s a dog-eat-dog kind of place. Or rather, the kind of place where you’d make a TikTok of a dog looking guilty while pretending he didn’t just act like he …
Is Jurassic Park Disney or Universal? Inside the ‘Real’ Theme Park
We theme park enthusiasts occupy a strange place in pop culture. For example, I find myself actively rooting for the new Avatar movies to do well. Why? Do I have a vested interest in the success of …
Where Can You Buy the EPCOT Cookie Jar? Your Main Options
There’s nothing better than a Walt Disney World Resort souvenir. Wearing my Disney gear or drinking my morning coffee from a mug that reminds me of the parks. I have a favorite Mary Poppins coffee cup …
What Not To Do at Disney World, 7 Tips From a Disney Pro
There was a young mom on Main Street in the Magic Kingdom sitting on the curb crying. Her child was in the stroller next to her. Her husband or boyfriend or whoever was upset. Stamping around …